Tuesday 21 September 2010

Detective work

After many months of searching, our agents have managed to unearth material which we believe has been missing for years. We are now able to exclusively reveal the lost years from the biography of video game magnate and entrepreneurial philanthropist Nick Garnell.

An unnamed agent takes up the story:


"It was rather like the Tutankhamun tomb being opened by Howard Carter in the 1920s. A hidden panel in a cupboard in a loft in Cambridge, prised open with a chisel to reveal some dusty boxes containing packet after packet of faded photographs. Shining a torch upon them, I realised I had stumbled upon the collection we had been seeking for so many months. My hands trembled as I thumbed through revealing image after image from the lost years of Nick Garnell!"


Amongst the treasures revealed are black and white images from his school days which reveal that far from sharing an Etonian background with Boris Johnson and David Cameron, Garnell did in fact 'suffer and serve' at an Essex boys' grammar. Over the next few hours, we will be revealing these shocking images which start to unpeel layers of this mystery.

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